It really is. But when you mix a few beers with a few shots of the glorious "te-kill-ya" and an obvious disrelish for the people around you, it turns into a very unenjoyable night. And morning.
Ow.
My head.
This completely sucks. Yeah, I got a great buzz last night. Whooptie-fucking-doo! But, now I have a migraine I can't get rid of, a disgusting whirly feeling in my stomach not unlike the one in my head...an empty wallet... *sigh*. I don't even want to get up to take a shower or brush my teeth because I WILL vom all over myself. Mmmm food for thought.
If you threw up right now, what would YOUR puke look like? Fun question to think about. Talk amongst yourselves.
In other news, there was this really funny looking midget with Down's syndrome at the bar last night. They let those people drink!? I mean... this dude was a mess... he was trying to play a song on the jukebox, but he couldn't reach. *no shit*. awww... Poor little Squished-face Pygmy.
Yeah... I'm going to Hell...
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Try a good Russian vodka. If you get a hangover, it's nowhere near as bad. Trust me....it's why I no longer drink "te-kill-ya." ;)
Very clever, by the way. :)
I love your style, yours is one of the first blogs I bookmarked. I cant wait to read more.
That blows my mind that you are Kat. Your post is one of the first ones I read. I am going to add you to my blogroll.
Yes I completely Concur! Mobile blogging, lord you are way ahead of me. On my blog to your right if you add your email you will get updates. That being said click on that freaking link and you can do the same on your blog. I would like updates as well, when you post. Speaking of posting....... have been waiting for you to post??????? Do I sound like a Stalker!
tada! I think I fixed everything. I also pimped my page. Cuz I can. T minus 3 hours for my iPhone!
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uuuuuuugh te-kill-ya.
the only time i've had a hangover? was because that's what i had. yayyy. ick.
haha yes, let's do that knock knock thing. maybe even sing a few limricks? scream some haikus? (i know i spelled both of those wrong but im too lazy to look them up right now)
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