Guess what... YOU ARE NOT GAY. Dumbass.

Allllrighttyyy....




So, there are people who make DRUNK look good.
[see: Kat Spijamas]... But fucksticks, [see: above], who come into $ randomly, with no real talent to show for it, spend all of it on drugs and alcohol and such, spend 7 hours rotting the barstools with their asses, and pass out on my bartop... make my job shit. I'm a bartender. A bartending Engineer, if you will. . . . You won't? Well you don't matter anyway.





I don't know what's in the water around here, but lately at work, people have been acting so freaking insane.


So, a drunk guy walks up to every lady at my bar the other night, and takes a sip from each of their drinks, without asking... gives each of them a quarter, then asks one of them for a quarter to make a phone call. WTF.



Now, let's continue talking shit about Lindsey Lohan... because... well...between you and me, I really just don't like the girl. Let me ask you all something.... or, just YOU, since you're the only one reading this which is sad. *sniffle*. Wddfxup with all these girls acting like lesbians? I'm sorry... but it is not a fad. Lesbo is NOT the new straight, nor is it "neat" to make out with women on drunken nights, and call that Lesbianism. That, my friend, is called drunk and careless and silly. If you like chicks, you like chicks.... but if you just got done boning Colin Ferrell and Heath Ledger... *PS, he died from Lohan herpes*, then start dating Wilmer Valderrama, and Fez breaks up with you on a Sunday... Monday, you are not a lesbian... correct? Then.....







WHAT!?



Trust me, I'm not one to blog about... "OMFG Justin Timberlake was seen with Jessica Alba and they were all like kissing and... OMG Lindsey Lohan and Tiger Beat and Myspace.com! But then, Nsync and Hannah Montana with some stickers and glitter! weeeeeeeee!" But, stuff like this really gets me. This picture really icked me out. Now let me get one thing straight (no pun intended)... I'm all about lesbians and gays. Some of the coolest people I know are rugmunchers and polesmokers, but they're REALLY actually gay... like... never been with the opposite sex, gay.


Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson. They say they are in a "commited" relationship. Ummm....


Right, but do me a favor and go to the library.... Check out a book called "The Dictionary of Venerial Diseases". Take note that her picture is under every letter at some point.

She didn't just wake up with these issues one day. She has been in so many "commited relationships", her crotch is permanently bumpy. Where did she go wrong? Maybe it was when she started doing crack with a whole bunch of stars, and they told her where she could be in 5 years. And that was when she was 5. Or maybe it's when she realized she should name her autobiography, "My Daddy Says My Freckles Are Sexy". Gross.


Oh I just don't know where this blog is going... the things that I think about, shouldn't be allowed online. I'm over it for now.





On another completely different note: it's 11:15 am where I am... which gives me 45 minutes before I can have a sip of a vodka beverage. Right? Am I a lush if I take it at 11:45? Come on, I'll even change all the clocks so it doesn't look like I'm cheating. Plz? :(




For a friend:

Try this nummy recipe I made up at work:



1 oz. Chambord liqeur

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

1/2 oz. Irish Whiskey

Splash of Milk/half n half

Ice



Blend it and love it.



I call it Pink Paradise




Alrighty folks, I'm outta here.



--Kat.